Hail the choir, lets jump for joy, all sorts of the jazz.
Well I got the following in an email today. I made me smile. Smile real big. I really like it! So I thought why not share! I am kind, I know!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack? You are now…
For me number 11 couldn't be more true TODAY! OMG Between FB, twitter, Flickr, online shops, and blogs and more blogs.....I had to force my self to get through some of the tedious tasks at work and look where I am now!
Do you have any the make you smile? Or any that you think should join the list?
Thanks a lot for sharing us about this update. Hope you will not get tired on making posts as informative as this.
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