sometimes it is worth repeating....

HAPPY ST. PATS! This Holiday marks a bit of my heritage, a bit of my love (The Man and I started officially dating St Patty's weekend a few years back, 3 to be exact!) and the nearness of spring! Bare shoulders, sandals, flowers OH MY!

Hail the choir, lets jump for joy, all sorts of the jazz.

Well I got the following in an email today. I made me smile. Smile real big. I really like it! So I thought why not share! I am kind, I know!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than  that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was  younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm  font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted  sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their  directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you howthe person died.

9. I  can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't  going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm  always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-- EVER!!!

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?),

but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  What'd  you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then

not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I  keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know

not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given Friday

or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

21. And finally…Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill your

holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack?  You are now…

For me number 11 couldn't be more true TODAY! OMG Between FB, twitter, Flickr, online shops, and blogs and more blogs.....I had to force my self to get through some of the tedious tasks at work and look where I am now! 

Do you have any the make you smile? Or any that you think should join the list?