pass the dooce, the Xanax, Valium or 5 Bottles of wine.......

OMG, shoot me now! Why do you have a major wedding melt down...at work...swamped...with the internet at your finger tips.

I have been having major anxiety all morning about the Man and I's pending nutpituals. Can you pass me a paper bag kinda worrying over here today! Why???? I have no flipping clue, cuz if I did I would kick it right in the @$$, just like Shaun White did to the rest of the men's snowboarding field in the men's Half-pipe at the Olympics last night!

I was just sitting here typing and doing away, then slam. Tight chest, heart racing, you name it I got it.  I've shot off frantic emails and texts to the Man and Mom. I pray they both respond soon, with words of encouragement or it is going to be a Two or Ten martini lunch!

So if you read regularly you are probably wondering why or how there is not wedding maddness going on up in this joint...well I guess I should start to tell our plans (but maybe tomorrow!!!)right now I am drowning myself in self pity and reading wedding blog after wedding blog, which in case you are wondering does NOT help the situation but definitely increases my "I am failing at my wedding" feeling.... Seriously Xanax anyone?!?! Ok, maybe I guess a pop from the vending machine will do!